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chocolate tent

Trying to fart under the blanket in attempts to stink out the person you're sharing a blanket with gone horribly wrong.

A variation of Dutch Oven where shits instead of farts.
I tried ti Dutch oven your mom and it turned into a chocolate tent.
by Jack Dang3r September 13, 2015
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chocolate squats

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk
Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!

Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
by CR1986 June 6, 2017
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Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.
“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”
by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020
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Chocolate Swirly

When you shit in ur partners face and you put a cone on top and make them eat it
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.
After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.
by DarkSilver June 2, 2014
mugGet the chocolate moose tracksmug.

chocolate milk women

(n) (choc)-(o)-(late) (milk) (wo-men)

A woman who loves black men who are tall
Chocolate Milk Women : A woman who loves black men who are tall

She is such a chocolate milk woman, she is always with jaquan, darius, or tyrone.
by Kyle697000 May 10, 2016
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chocolate elf

It's the sexual act of pouring chocolate on the nipples of an unaware person while dressed like an elf.
Today I was the chocolate elf of the mall , i was arrested.
by Elf of the chocolate December 8, 2024
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