Poop

Brown stuff that comes out of your butt

I just took a big poop

by Lampski November 10, 2013

jellybean poop

Small turds when you're taking a dump

When going to the bathroom this morning all I did was jellybean poop.

by Tonychrist December 1, 2013

Poop Check

When paid hourly, the final check of the year received after having the dedication to take a 15 minute poop every shift of said year.

"Dude, I can't wait till Friday. I'm going to buy myself a Christmas present with my poop check. "

by Spike Speedwrentch December 4, 2013

sasquatch poop

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"

Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.

by Oh gee biebs December 11, 2013

plow poop

The snow the plow dumps back into your driveway.

My driveway and sidewalk were shoveled clean until the town came by and left plow poop in them.

by Teruska December 15, 2013

poop

the substance that comes out of your body

David took a big poop in the toilet

by kevintheman December 22, 2013

poop sloot

a dumb sloot who is said to be shitting but realy is away from everyone

guy: where'd the sloot go?
guy2: she said she went to charge her phone
guy1:she's deffinatley poopin
guy2:poop sloot.....

by meeeeeettttzzza December 23, 2013