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God’s Paintbrush

A cleaning method for post-coitus cleansing of one’s phallus, outlined below:

When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle

The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
Dipped my dick in the gal’s sienna red with my titanium white, so I did the God’s Paintbrush on her to get it nice and clean again hehe
by insemiN8 February 16, 2025
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God

A supernatural living spirit that created the Earth and every living being. The God that Christians worship is this God; the one and only God. He is also the father of Jesus Christ, the man who died for our sins on the cross, and shed his blood for us. He is also linked with The Bible, because He is basically the author of it. The Bible contains much information to study about God. There are multiple ways you could name God. God, The Lord, The Living Spirit, etc.
"I'm going to church to worship God."
by imperfectcub178 December 2, 2022
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god

god
god
by hip hip hurray November 30, 2023
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God squad

A group of self obsessed people mostly boys who are "rich " from their parents money
There goes the god squad they where just shoping for yeesys in study hall
by 🐇 February 13, 2019
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God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.
I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.
by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021
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God did not

I did.
Hym "God did not do it so I had to. And now I alone rival God. And then will never be another. You won't be able to scapegoat your own zealotry and stupidity on me for long."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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god at all games

That guy is so good, he must be a god at all games.
by Megamoleys November 29, 2022
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