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God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters Judson and Harrison in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.
Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought God.
by NotJudson April 29, 2024
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piss of ass

The action of excreting straight liquid shit after a bad burrito from Taco Bell.
How you feelin
“Piss of ass terrible go look in the toilet”
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Piss villain

Piss villain is the type of guy you would see on the streets, he'd be going around giving out gamer girl bath water and ruining people's days. He'd also yell "piss off" to old people in a very exaggerated British accent.
Person 1#: oh my god have you heard about piss villain???
Person 2#: please don't talk about them they yelled at my nan for asking them to walk the fish.
by q-uinn January 14, 2022
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Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.
“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”
by android-app August 31, 2023
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Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.
"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"
by texthetransmuter November 14, 2021
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Challenge Pissing

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE BIG BILL HELL'S CHALLENGE PISSING.

A game where one or more people have to go to the bathroom to take a piss, and come back to their room in record time.
"Time me on this Challenge Pissing contest. See if I can beat that old hag Maury."
by Geestorn May 14, 2023
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piss perfect

something that is perfect

but for people with piss kinks
'Have you seen Simon Le Bon? He's piss perfect!'
by theguyfromwham September 28, 2022
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