Moon Meat

Meat that’s gotten so bad that it looks like it from space

Tim: I should probably take out that meat in the fridge, it’s been there forever

Jake: Yeah you should, it’s beginning to look like Moon Meat

by TwoLifez June 23, 2024

Meat Cow

Chloe

"Look at that meat cow over there!"
"Yeah, her name is Chloe."

by ujhygtfrd October 22, 2019

sweaty meat pocket

A vagina. The hole of sweaty meat. You can put things inside, hence calling it a pocket.

Person A: I heard some people call it a 'sweaty meat pocket'
Person B: What did you just say..?!

by Zephyr88 June 24, 2022

Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

Magical meat cylinder

When a man uses his erect member as a wand while cosplaying Harry Potter.

"I just love it when I'm at a costume party and someone whips out their magical meat cylinder."

"ERECTO GIGANTUS!"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Meat Mushroom

Kosja, also known as a "Meat Penguin". It Lives mostly off of memes and doesn't go outside often unless it is accompanied by on or more of the Meatz Squad.

Hey Meat Train, Have you seen Meat Mushroom today? I would love to play some League Of Meat With him!

by MeatTrain February 10, 2018