Slap-punch

A combination of a slap and a punch.
To vigorously slap a person on the face with a fist.

I will slap-punch you.

by Scar_t December 31, 2018

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.

Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?

by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018

Slap your jawn

The intellectual and progressive way of asking another man if he would be willing to give you an oppertunity too pepper the tip of his flacid penis with butterfly kisses.

Also can mean to hit a strangers vape.

Samuel looked David in the eyes and passionately asked "hey bro can i slap your jawn like a real man?"

David obliged.

by Condalisa_rice June 20, 2018

big mac slap

When a fat man is doing a girl from behind he lifts his belly up and slaps it on the females back

I couldn’t believe it bro, not only did she let me smash, she let me Big Mac Slap my fat gut on her back

by Bigmacslapdaddy July 3, 2018

Slap happy

Slapping the hands together as though you are happy and high on life for what you are doing at the moment, or what you are planing to do in the near future.

I'm slap happy because we are going to Mc.Donalds. Mc.Donalds is a "Slap Happy " place.

by Look0ut July 3, 2018

Slap

In the UK, a slang term typically used by homosexual men, used to describe make-up

Right, let's get ready to go out...go put ya slap on!

by And. July 19, 2018