A person with no fu*king life who goes crazy over people of the opposite gender like the other person is a God.
Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
by Pers0n who breathes a!r² May 31, 2022
Get the Simp mug.A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.
Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF.
Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp
Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.
Henry: Uhh... How did you know?
Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.
Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp
Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.
Henry: Uhh... How did you know?
Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.
by Forgettable Name October 31, 2021
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You're a simp.
by jclfhasflsh October 30, 2020
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And they probly a virgen LIKE YOU
And they probly a virgen LIKE YOU
That Nigga Is A SIMP
by Super_Nigga September 16, 2021
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His friends: You simp
His friends: You simp
by JoJo 😻 February 18, 2021
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