Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others

Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately

Penis ban by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022

penis popper 

Small, frozen bite size versions of the real thing.

Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,

normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.

My latina ex-girlfriend's six yr old daughter kept going to the fridge, asking for penis poppers.

"Excuse me, those are only for kids!" said the cashier to the fat mexican lady purchasing a box of penis poppers.

penis popper by ice cream coño June 12, 2022

Penis dweller 

Someone that is one with the penis. He is the penis

Damn!! Your the greatest penis dweller I have even seen in my life

Penis dweller by Penisdweller69 July 4, 2022

Penis Altitude 

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes

2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”

Penis Altitude by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022

penis blush 

When you have sex with a female on their period, and the towel ends up wiping the blood on the skin.

"Oh my god, she left penis blush on me bro."

After sex, I left him a little penis blush so he can remember me by.

penis blush by WWDDReally July 28, 2022

penis fish 

another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.

your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.

penis fish by penisufo July 29, 2022

Penis Flakes

People that are uncircumcised and dont clean inside there foreskin

Oliver: Rj you better clean you penis or else you'll get Penis Flakes!

Penis Flakes by Todd42032 August 29, 2022