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Wet Meat Tube

The vagina.
My wet meat tube stanks.

He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.

My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2025
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meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.
"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."
by NPD June 9, 2007
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Meat rider!

by M talent October 16, 2022
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meats

People sometimes beat their meats at night.
by Scrolte May 12, 2024
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The Overloaded Taco With Meat Sauce

A Vagina With A Yeast Infection If Kicked Until It Turns Black And Then Gets Drenched With Cum And Shit On.
me and somegirl just had an The Overloaded Taco With Meat Sauce
by Pussyeater97 November 29, 2011
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Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis
I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer
by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019
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Meat chain

A meat chain is when there are three or more guys and they gave each other a boner by accident or on purpose
“Last night I was in the car with Christopher and Harry, Harry got a boner from me because of my big muscles, I got a boner from Harry because he got a boner, and then Christopher got a boner because he saw me and Harry with a boner so we had a meat chain”
by OHMYGODTHATSSOBIGANDJUICY🙀 December 24, 2023
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