Meat In The Scallions

When Autocorrect doesn’t know Megan the Stallion

“Yo y’all fucks with meat in the scallions music or nah?

by MegStan2020 December 29, 2019

Fresh meat

No man wants a old fucking women catch up man.

Fresh meat let's say we can start at 13 👍 go bananas lady's your a star till you tern 25

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019

Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.

"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."

by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023

Meat rudder

The practice of a woman peeing off the back of a moving boat. Vaginal lips providing a rudder like movement in the water.

She had the meat rudder out behind the boat

by Meanswsu August 30, 2025

Schrodinger's meat

Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?

Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.

Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.

by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021

meat call

grantland

i was his favorite meat call

by grantland November 26, 2020

dog meat

dog meat Is used to describe somone who is done for, about to die, or will die if they do something

Guy 1: If you touch my hamster, your dog meat mate.
Guy 2: Oh shit1!1 *runs*

by jimboxd21 October 1, 2018