Kissing

Two horny people, scared of having sex.

They prefer to kiss because it is easier than sex

Teenager: "i kissed your mom last night...her lips are so warm"
friend: "i thought you liked kissing dudes tips"

by SHATTERING December 29, 2022

National Kiss Day

On April 18th it’s national kiss day. Taken or not kiss someone and make everyone go crazy 😂

Boy: Yo I really want to kiss that girl!
Boys best friend: it’s national kiss day do it!
Boy:Bet!

by ILikeNationalDays April 12, 2019

Crumb Kiss

Flatulating with a one or more dingle berries; farting with small pieces of shit stuck the the hair(s) in your ass crack; often hardened balls of shit from poorly wiping

She blew you a crumb Kiss.😃

by Maurice Witherspoon May 18, 2025

canterbury kiss

if i plant my forehead quite fast and firmly on the bridge of your nose then you've been canterbury kissed.

i'd love to give him/her a canterbury kiss.

by dantefretwerk February 18, 2015

Church-Kiss

a quick kiss, without tongue. usually fast, mindless lip brushes.

the kind of kiss you exchange with a family member, friend, or someone you kiss so often that it becomes a habit.

He gave her a Church-Kiss in front of his moms; but that side-bitch had just spent the night!

by Mad-Dog M June 11, 2020

rainbow kiss

A rainbow kiss is what you call when someone performs oral sex on a girl going through menstruation, then proceeds to kiss her.

Friend 1: last night was so weird

Friend 2: didn't you have Jeremy come over?
Friend 1: yeah, he gave me a rainbow kiss

by Auburn_Loser April 21, 2021

kiss my Gluteus Maximus

a polite way of saying "kiss my ass"

Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity

Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!

by Garnani March 24, 2024