Jack King Koff

The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.

Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"

by DallasFanFTW June 7, 2017

king booler

The kind of person who is baller in a lame way

You see Marty over there, smoking in the hot tub? He's King Booler

by Uv June 20, 2017

King Asshat

King Asshat is the term to describe a specific type of rude person. This person can also be referred to as a phinky-dick or a cockroach. It is slang for being a major asshat.

Ethan, Is your ass a hat? I didn't think so, so get your head out of it you King Asshat.

by Type_Writer June 22, 2017

king-ing

The opposite of slaving .

Doing stuff that pleases you , when it matters to you.

King-ing away at my laptop creating memes. FTW !! :P

by unknownsecular June 25, 2017

king ponters

The king of the minions, as well as many humans. His roar requires respect and applause from his subjects. Established 2015.

"Dude I saw King Ponters walking the streets last night. He had like 15 minions following him and heeding to his every word"

by kingponters November 2, 2017

King Louis

In the movie "History of the World part I", 'Death to King Louis!' is followed by a loogie, so....
meaning a hand job with spit in the hand

"I didn't feel like giving him a blow job, so I gave him a King Louis!"

by DirtyDot November 5, 2017

king cam

he is a gorgeous person . He is great at sports and fightingbut sometimes his breath . but its okay because , he can buy a toothbrush. most king cams work at mcdonanlds. his girlfriend maybe does too! he is a fun person to be around. and reckless driver at time, sometimes like to change his swag up.

King cam what a nice jacket you have on

by kingcameroncollier April 20, 2018