A highly sarcastic phrase and obvious oxymoron, employed in hilarious mockery of the compulsively overcompensating, preposterously petite, inherently effeminate and doubtlessly delusional mental (and physical) midget universally loathed as the manlet. Additionally it represents the perfect example of peak manlet cope. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, brimming with manlet rage and having for decades nurtured the ironically colossal Napoleon complex that is ever-present inside of his pea-brained skull, the low IQ manlet is amusingly unable to see the biting satire implicit in the devastatingly depreciating description of himself as a Short King. Because it went over his tiny, little head. Ignorance is bliss. And so the silly manlet, moronically mesmerized by his manletism-induced delusions of grandeur, fails to realize that the whole world is backhandedly calling him a manlet all the time, until it finally dawns on him that Short King and manlet are synonymous and that there is no such thing as a Short King.
Manmore 1: Lol, why is that desperate and diminutive little manlet boy laboriously dragging around that stolen garden gnome over there? Manmore 2: It must be dwarven date night. Apparently the Short King has finally found his Prince Charming. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024
Get the Short Kingmug. A angry 4'5 chink. Renowned for his tiny penis and his love of 9 year olds. Constantly beaten in everything by his fellow chink chen.
by KoalasBest May 28, 2023
Get the Danny Kingmug. by Hvash October 30, 2021
Get the UNDISPUTED KING PRATIKmug. Noun The world’s coolest person. Born in Newfound Land, California. Has 2 master degrees. And is the nicest and funniest person ever!
by CloudyC1 September 16, 2019
Get the Matt Kingmug. A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.
The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).
by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024
Get the Soak Kingmug. Shortly after ejaculating inside your significant other, and receiving performance related compliments. You shout king of the castle in a Borat voice to celebrate your efforts.
Kieran: *finishes inside his girlfriend*
Girlfriend: wow, that was amazing!
Kieran: ‘King of the castle, King of the castle, I have a chair, I have a chair, laaaa laaaa laaa’
Maja: ‘seriously ? You’re still inside me !’
Girlfriend: wow, that was amazing!
Kieran: ‘King of the castle, King of the castle, I have a chair, I have a chair, laaaa laaaa laaa’
Maja: ‘seriously ? You’re still inside me !’
by PP Castle February 6, 2022
Get the King of the Castlemug. by Drmonsterbrain January 4, 2024
Get the Glizzy Kingmug.