Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.

Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro

by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024

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Joe Mama

Joe Mama-a meme that people will say if the victim asks(who's joe?).

him:hey joe's commin today
victim:who's joe?
him:JOE MAMA

by ?Unkown? November 10, 2019

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Joe

A joke name, if you're named this i'm so sorry for you.

person 1: Hey how is Joe doing?
person 2: Wh- Oh haha i know that one, how's candice doing?
person 1: Who's candice aha
person 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth

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by kkinnttamma November 11, 2019

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Joe

One of the fates mother fuckers in the front of the bus and loves black dick and often kisses the bus driver at night when every one is watching them kiss then Joes nips get get hard then she hows when to take of her bra then puts the strap on Joe because he has a small penis

Ben Dover: Have you heard of Joe

Mike Hunt: No?

by Benjaman Dover January 29, 2020

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Joe Jacob

A little boy who plays fortnite and calls every single living thing the N-word. Loves hentai, but will try to deny it for odd reasons. Also worships xxxtentacion like a god because he can relate to him. Like every other kid.

Guy 1: Bruh my grandma died last night. I’m so sad.
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob

by Adrian 666 January 3, 2019

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