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(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
by laddie- October 14, 2018
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Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".
"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."
by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019
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english be hard

when you cant say a word/read a word in english even though you are english.
someone: how do you pronounce this word
someone else: i dont know, english be hard.
by oooowoooo March 23, 2019
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Jack’s Hard Lemonade

When you piss into a glass bottle , freeze it , then hurl it at an unexpected person
Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jack’s Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.
by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019
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bust a hard right

1. Something you say to your girlfriend/boyfriend when your dumping them.

2. A Derogatory statement synonymous with the term, "miss me with that shit".
Aye I broke up with my girl last night... She started saying some shit but I told her to bust a hard right LMAO.
by 77wade77 April 17, 2020
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National no hard hat day

The day of not wearing a hard hat is march 10th
Boss: bobby what day is it

Bobby: march 10th national no hard hat day
by Bobbydawon March 9, 2021
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if its not hard its not right

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny
Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny
by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 30, 2021
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