When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021
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INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture
3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.
INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture
3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.
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‘Duck Butter’ is the greasy, sweaty residue that builds up between the nutsack and inner thigh whilst wearing chest waders all day during 25+degrees on summer wildfowling hunt.
“Bloody hell Bob, that was a tough day out on the marsh, the old ‘duck butter’ is kicking up a bit.”
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Get the Duck Butter mug.When you put a stick of butter up a pussy for lube. Typically the pussy will warm the butter if you stick it up far enough and the butter will melt, lubing up the pussy from the inside out and it sort of resembled a Piss-gasm liquid when it oozes out. At this point you would stick the dick inside after fucking you can finish with a blow job and your partner will experience a barrage of magnificent flavors that result from a cum-butter mix. see def. Cum-Butter.
Gf - Hey babe were out of lube you wanna use spit?
Bf - Nah lets just use some butter
Gf - But the butter pussy method had me in the hospital last time.
Bf - fuck it.
Bf - Nah lets just use some butter
Gf - But the butter pussy method had me in the hospital last time.
Bf - fuck it.
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Get the cunt believe its not butter mug.a BTS's song that WENT FIRE WORLDWIDE
it's extremely dancy and has a summer vibe
the lyrics are also really catchy, for instance: GET IT, LET IT, ROLL!
also, the song has hit billboard hot no.1 for 5 weeks long (so far)
it's extremely dancy and has a summer vibe
the lyrics are also really catchy, for instance: GET IT, LET IT, ROLL!
also, the song has hit billboard hot no.1 for 5 weeks long (so far)
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