An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.
Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!
Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.
Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.
Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!
1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"
2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"
3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"
2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"
3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"
by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 16, 2008

A smol child who is in need of many hugs. If you get on his/her bad side there is a possibility of murder.
by BEANTH April 23, 2021

This slam pig pulled a Garbanzo bean on my face while I was handcuffed to the bed. I had to change the sheets the next day.
by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

That one really spicy bean in your burrito. That motherfucker. Also a really fucking annoying person.
by Nick da bean November 28, 2021

Anto bean rocks around edenmore with a pizza box and does your nan on the daily. Known for breaking into some fellas gaf, making a sambo and falling asleep on the couch like hes in goldilocks and the three bears. Also spray painted the back of the local centra and said "ye, that was me" to the garda. Locals claim they were scared to go to his gaf to deliver a postcard because he had a shotgun in the mailbox like a saw trap.
by TerribleTriangle03274581 December 17, 2023

A laid back cool niggah... Stays 2 him self , funny here & there ... He definitely doesn't trust these bitches or niggahs
by Jefe45 June 18, 2018
