You can never count on this person to be there when you need them. They show up when it's convenient for them, usually with a hidden agenda.
I.E. On the 1st and 15th, I can expect a visit from my favorite jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist
I.E. On the 1st and 15th, I can expect a visit from my favorite jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist
by TGDub September 01, 2009
A very ugly person possibly having bad acne scars that resemble divits in the grass of a golf course. Since an iron is primarily used on a par 3 tee the divits are worse than on longer holes
by Jim S August 25, 2005
When you fart inside a display SUV at the MN State Fair and close all the doors on random people sitting in it.
Damn honey, I would have bought this SUV but it smells like some State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Sticked it.
by DragonMan800 September 01, 2019
Sexual act:I was with my girlfriend this weekend, I was really horny and asked her if she could jack n the box me off.
Egging your opponent while playing a video game: Hey! u suck!! why dont you jack n the box me off too!!
Egging your opponent while playing a video game: Hey! u suck!! why dont you jack n the box me off too!!
by JYW1 January 04, 2011
Person: “Why are you yeeting your box of cheese crackers”
Other person “Cause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person “Oh yes. sorry”
Other person “Cause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person “Oh yes. sorry”
by Heh, im better than you December 05, 2019
In "I Love New York", Chance said he was going to "X tha fool out da box", referring to eliminating Tango from the competition.
by B Bizzle April 06, 2007
The beginning to the disstack to end all disstracks. ImAllexx Insults commentary channel WillNE and then Memeulous, Pyrocynical and Kavos in his perfect video “Commentary Cancer ”
by One_True_Lad March 13, 2020