cakes

Money

I got me some cakes right here we could use to bribe the cops if they pull us over.

by YuOfTheNight July 30, 2019

Cake

Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself

•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake

Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat

Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?

Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.

Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away

by Some person yote January 6, 2019

tasty-caking

messing with people by throwing tasty-cake items at cars in the drive thru at mcdonals from a wooded are and having the cops called on you.

last night we almost got busted for tasty-caking by the cops running away from the mcdonalds

by william moses August 14, 2007

Cake and Candles

The most masculine phrase used to wish someone a “Happy Birthday”.

“Cake and Candles My Brother” - Man 1

“Thank you!” - Man 2

by galactic_426 January 18, 2024

Cake

Being to sweet to a boy or girl that it is overbearing and a bit annoying.

Peter told mike he needs to stop being a cake ass.

by Staph-ron May 23, 2018

Day cake

A simple cake or baked treat that is not made for birthdays or special occasions.

E.g. Lemon drizzle, sponge, poppy seed, carrot cake etc.

I baked a day cake for tea this afternoon.

by Lio123 February 9, 2018

Cake and games

A harmless way to spend Friday afternoons in 13AM, until someone brings a shit cake and no one wants to call them out for it, or Will Jackson has eaten the whole thing.

"why is no one in form for cake and games yet again?"

by jaaackem April 2, 2019