smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017

Im about to nut

I'm about to nut or to cum

Im about to nut

*busts a nut*

by 69Mmmfuni April 19, 2021

benga nut mouth

The term used to describe the state of somebody's mouth after they kiss a girl that got nutted into 3 times in row my benya. The only cure for BNM(benga nut mouth) is suicide.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Aidan?
Person 2: What happend?
Person 1: He got benga nut mouth
Person 2: oh shit *cocks gun* time to put that fucker out of his misery

by Benga nut mouth March 4, 2019

nut drop soup

A nutritious soup consisting of broth brought to a simmering boil, then finished by adding a thin stream of semen to the boiling broth in the final moments of cooking (preferably by ejaculating directly into the broth). This creates thick, silken strands of cooked cum that float in the soup. Remarkably similar to egg drop soup in appearance, but generally much higher in protein.

Baby gurl come join me at the table - I made your favorite dinner, a nice piping bowl of nut drop soup!

by BG42 May 21, 2018

brumík deez nuts

Brumík Deez nuts is really similar to normal DEEZ NUTS but its a new version that a lot of people fall in instead of saying: this is older than your mum.

Person: Hey, do you know who is Brumík
Victim: No, who is he?
Person: Brumík Deez nuts!
Victim: feels really insulted...

by WhoCaresAboutMyNick March 15, 2022

nut log

something that looks like a mix of a nut and a log, or a short log

That left over piece of hot dog looks like a nut log.

by Josh April 5, 2005