Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

John F'ing Beck

A f'ing super CUCK

John F'ing Beck is the biggest super CUCK I've ever met in my life. John Beck is a CUCK

by Ernnnn March 4, 2020

John

Gay

John is gay

by Ruh Roh Raggy November 3, 2020

John's Incredible Pizza

Like Chuck E. Cheese, but not ghetto. It also has a goddamned buffet with some of the most delicious, diabetes-inducing junk food you will ever try.

John's Incredible Pizza was the shit back in the day. Everybody wanted to have a birthday party there.

by Aubergine Dave September 22, 2022

John Stamos

Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.

Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.

by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021

John Buckley

The legend himself. Likes to fiddle around on his guitar and play Overwatch. The biggest celebrity in Warsaw with the blondest hair. Gay but has "bromances" with multiple men. Wears suspenders, fedora's, and dresses and slays. By age 40 he'll voice over in a nature documentary or be dead.

"I don't understand people"
"That's so John Buckley of you to say"

by _Wobble August 7, 2023

John Wicked

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.

"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"

by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025