chocolate

something gross.

1:"Wow this chocolate is so good!"
2:"Chocolate is gross!"

by frog_times December 25, 2021

Chocolate raisins

When you put your balls in a woman's ass

I took that bitch on a date and then gave her some chocolate raisins!

by Bill Dicksons April 29, 2022

Chocolate Grill

When someone shits on your teeth.

I just ate the worst combination of chile and jalapeños.. lemme give you a chocolate grill!

by bruhmoment517394 December 29, 2019

Chocolate Twinkie

When a man ejaculate in a asshole and the receiver takes a shit right after and the semen is surrounded in the faeces and proceeds to snack on or after

They made some chocolate Twinkies and proceeded to snack on them after the job

by It’s ANON January 4, 2022

Chocolate Giddyup

When you bet on a fart and you have to get up(giddyup) and run to the bathroom.

Remember that time you shit your pants? Yeah, I had to Chocolate Giddyup. What? I had to get up and run to the bathroom.

by pbpyrojust January 25, 2020

Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef

“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

by ddlovato April 23, 2023

Chocolate Gargoyle

To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.

Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.

by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023