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butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.
"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."
by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022
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The Suck and Crush

The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!
Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha
by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 4, 2020
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HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL

Kid1: Both my parents are new zealand born Europeans.

Kid2: My father is Maori and my mother is English.

Kid1: So your a HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021
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national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️
person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉
by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023
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sucks

Even though boasting about their high-speed 4G mobile broadband service, Airtel sucks. it would be the definitive example for the work "sucks".
Airtel sucks.
by wake_up_neo April 16, 2022
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suck a dick a cockus

Famously made by Alessandro Angelo. When someone sucks a penis while it’s inserted in someone’s anus.
Last night these two drunk girls have me a suck a dick a cockus
by BigGuyMike November 4, 2020
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Sucking Fart Out Ya Booty

When you’re roasting someone and they don’t have a good comeback
Person 1: Yeah I was baking him and he ain’t have nothing to say

Person 2: You sucked a fart out his booty for real.

Person 1: Yeah, I’m Sucking Fart Out Ya Booty.
by therealestrealnig January 6, 2022
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