Coronavirus Blue balls

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.

Leif: man, that girl totally gave me coronavirus blue balls. Good hand technique though.

by Shrek is love, Shrek is life March 31, 2020

Nightclub Blue Balls

This refers to the process where a DJ is building up to 'Dropping the Bass' in their mix while performing at a nightclub, but then doesn't follow through, and leaves the entire dance floor feeling thoroughly unhappy and unsatisfied.

Guy: "Oh, here it comes! He's about to drop the ....Eeargh! No! that DJ just gave me Nightclub Blue Balls !...My night is ruined"

by Krabooji September 25, 2012

U.S. "blue states"

The small number of states where the majority of the citizens chose to elect a Giant Deusch instead of a Turd Sandwich for president.

"Not a huge fan of Kerry but how can a guy support freedom but oppose gay marriage? People came to this country to escape those types of restrictions. My wife and I are still a straight couple even if the gay ciple next door gets married. There contrat is completely separate and unrelated to ours. Even though I think gay marriage is gross, it's really nobody's else's business but theirs."

by #14012008011413070515180705 May 24, 2005

Post-Booze Blues

The nagging and persistent melancholy that follows a night and/or day of binge-drinking, especially if you have done something regrettable during that time. This is usually coupled with a hangover.

"I was laying in bed all day with a bad case of 'post-booze blues', after unsuccessfully trying to hook up with my boss last night at the Christmas party"

by Ned Shaver December 11, 2009

Blue bitmoji selfie

Person who uses this bitmoji selfie is a stoner , a dealer or a weirdo. Or all of that.
I like people with the blue bitmoji selfie.

Did you see that y/n has a Blue bitmoji selfie?
-Yeah, y/n is a typical stoner

by Lottalost June 24, 2020

Blue Jean Queen

A fetish where one is aroused only when wearing blue jeans. A person that incorporates Blue Jean into the love making process.

Matt was surprised when in the throws of passion his partner went and put on blue jeans and proceeded to rub himself all over Matt's crotch. Matt found out his partner was a "blue jean queen."

by JasonPDX1974 June 6, 2011

Chat Blue Balls

The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.

Don't type so dirty like that, it's giving me chat blue balls again.

by xctimmy November 24, 2011