Chocolate frosty

When a man cums in a woman's asshole and she shits it out.

"My boyfriend wants to try a chocolate frosty" .

by Crazymankills September 2, 2016

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Chocolate Dipped Finger

When a gay or bisexual man attempts to finger his asshole with out properly cleaning the area, resulting a in shit covered finger

the other day I milk mined and I realized after that i had a chocolate dipped finger

by Fox Fur May 22, 2021

Chocolate milk

When you cum into someone’s ass and pound it together with the shit that’s already in there.

Fuck boi 1: my girlfriend asked me to make chocolate milk with her last night!
Fuck boi 2: bruh she’s freaky

by Psy_9 October 12, 2019

chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of someone else’s asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd has no ridges or lumps.

“Oh I think I might need to shit soon.”
“You want me to give you a chocolate slug?”

by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025

chocolate squats

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk

Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!

Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.

by CR1986 June 6, 2017