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Fail Cake

Fail Cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.
Yeah she fail caked hard...
by drumingandstuff April 25, 2011
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Cake

A baked item of food that is usually sweet, and topped with other sweet things like frosting, fruit, or an assortment of candies to make it look attractive and edible. Cakes are a dessert often served at birthday parties, weddings, when family comes over, or whenever you want.
Parent: What do you want to get?

Child: A slice of chocolate ganache cake please!
by I_write_books August 7, 2017
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Pan caking

Pan caking is a sexual act that goes as follows.

One person starts out by laying flat on the ground with a second person standing above them the person standing above them begins to jerk off and when reaches the point of ejaculation lets it go all over the person lying on the ground then another person lays atop of the original person lying on the ground and then the person standing repeats the process, the more people you have the more can stack on top eachother like pancakes
"Dude i was at an orgy last night and we started pan caking, you should try it with us sometime."
by Tacodawg21 September 28, 2025
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Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
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Busting Cakes

On-going release of large amounts of nasty gas while engaged in physical activity.
In grade school during recess I participated in a pick up game of basketball. During a full court press my buddy Dale detected that someone was Busting Cakes.
by Max Coleman July 18, 2008
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Trumpet Cake

That part of your stomach people blow on to make fart noises; front-butt; gunt
Dude's trumpet cake was totally shredded with cum-gutters.
by Whoden November 23, 2022
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