tinder cake

a magical youth restoring cake eaten to lure prospective lovers.

'I was so excited about meeting her until i realized she'd eating the tinder cake'

by lazpix March 30, 2022

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Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.

A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.

by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025

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Hungarian hot cake

An act performed whereas 2 nude people are in the standing or laying position, with their butt cheeks touching firmly, and one of the individuals farts.

Things in our marriage were getting kind of boring. I saw her laying there with no pants on, so I gave her a Hungarian hot cake

by Masta_bluesman February 18, 2024

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The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

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