matress king

Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.

Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.

by spicychivk101 February 20, 2018

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Kings chalice

When a chick drinks the cum out of a used condom

" Hey man, did you get with that chick last night?"

" Sure did bro, she drank out of the Kings chalice"

by Weedgurlie April 1, 2021

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King of the Goldfish

A man who lives off of tiny crackers in the shape of a goldfish.

Logan is the King of the Goldfish as you can tell by the empty silver bag & crumbs on his desk.

by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022

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kendall king

Really cool to be around. They 100% have a crush on someone that’s name starts with a “M”

Kendall king gets all the bitches she crazy af

by Gnodg April 30, 2022

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Kings Cum

The same drinking game as Kings Cup but instead of mixing alcohol, every one will jerk off into the centre cup and last person to pull a King will drink it.

Let’s play Kings Cum;
“You pulled a King, Jerk off into the cup”

“I this is my second time, I’m going to need a hand.”
“I’m going to guzzzel that creamy cumshot of a Kings cup”

by 1/2$Penny July 3, 2022

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