ass smashin poop jockey

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.

That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey

by Slicksta February 18, 2008

poop-a-loops

A reference used when something is not right.

"That's poop-a-loops, I cannot believe she dumped you."

by crim77 April 19, 2008

POOP to the SHNOZE

WHEN A GIRL HAS A LOT OF FRECKELS PUT TOGETHER SO IT LOOKS LIKE A BLOB. OR WHEN A GIRL HAS A BIRTH MARK ON THEIR "SHNOZE". OR SHE REALLY DOES HAVE POOP ON HER NOZE/SHNOZE.

LOOK! Theres poop on that girls shnoze. SHE LOOKS LIKE SYDNEY!POOP to the SHNOZE

by wILL RICHER February 7, 2009

poop mange

Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.

The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!

by Sir Branford, Esquire January 14, 2014

ink poop

Poop that spreads out like ink when it hits the water.

Mom, I have ink poop!

by BFF coworkers January 19, 2014

poop shirt

What you get for not lifting your shirt out of the crapper when you take a dump.

Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.

by Meenuh April 15, 2014

Poop and Regroup

After drinking an excessive amount and feeling sick, one poops and then is well enough to resume drinking. Similar to the boot and rally.

"Todd wasn't looking so hot before, how'd he get better?"

"Oh he had to poop and regroup, now he's fine to get crunk again"

by nixonstheone August 11, 2014