Simp

A simp is someone who try’s to get at girls by sucking up to them or treating them like they’re the queens of the world or something

Yo Alberto such a fucking simp man.

by Marty mcfly Williams February 18, 2020

Simp

When a guy leaves the boys for a girl.

My friend shaine just left us for a girl, what a simp.

by The facts generator July 7, 2020

Simp

A sick fuck who doesn't have a life that spends money on girl and should get a real job instead of using their life savings to give to a "gamer girl" on twitch or other platforms.

My friend is a simp, he has gave all his money to Pokimane after just watching one of her streams.

by De wise Monk3y January 23, 2022

simp

This is an acronym for "semen in my pussy". When a girl says this to you, that means she desperately wants you to fuck her.

Guy: "spare coochie ma'am? 🥺👉👈"
Girl: "simp"

by fuckronym October 21, 2023

simp

Squirrels In My Pants, fools!

Yo, did u see Candace Flynn yesterday? She's got total SIMP energy

by id10tt June 16, 2020

Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.

“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”

by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022

simp

a man whomst devours females, will most often be a white knight and watches anime.

Woman on the internet: "OMG i am broke and single!"

Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"

by ShrimpTheSimp May 26, 2020