John P

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.

Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.

by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

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John Cena

Another Term For Invisible Man.

Person 1: Bro It's John Cena!
Person 2: Oh You Mean Invisible Man?

by Roxy 3:16 September 20, 2022

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John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.

U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.

by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021

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John

Definition 1: A generic noun

Definition 2: Replacement for "God"

Definition 3: Euphemism for sex

Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)

Definition 2: On John

Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?

by ImaBigNerd December 3, 2024

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making papa johns busy

A form of cyberharassment in which people collectively call local pizza places on behalf of a victim, after having their home address doxxed. Like a less dangerous and purely inconvenient form of swatting.

The forum can't seem to stop making papa johns busy any chance they get.

by unknown_user351 December 19, 2022

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