oh fuck off

something you say when you want some to fuck off. it's usually said if you're surprised.

Hey matt! I think I just shit my pants!
OH FUCK OFF!

by depthing May 18, 2018

beat the pants off

To completely "own"; to scare the crap out of someone; to beat someone at something

"I just beat the pants off you at Halo 3!"

by Cory N. January 12, 2008

Jerking off Snailfish

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,

- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!

by Bam 9 October 18, 2010

Break you off

Have rough sex till the girl is incoherent

Girl: hey are you ready for tonight
Boy: yeah babe ima break you off

by Willy1982 July 28, 2014

Reading Off The Pubes

When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.

Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.

Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch

Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though

by kliider August 29, 2008

Turn it off, then on again

Advanced advice on solving problems with computers.

Have you tried turning it off, then on again?

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

crack one off

v. Masturbate.

She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.

by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004