by M838 September 11, 2020

Jacob: it's March 13th you know what that means...
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 10, 2020

by Saggytits McGee November 3, 2019

by yummyfish October 20, 2019

There is a myth that if you slap a chicken hard enough it cooks it. I have seen this type of event only ones in my life and it was performed by a guy named Steve.
by Lil_Hitler April 11, 2019

On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
by AttackOfTheAverageHeight November 20, 2020
