crack my nuts!

Showing utter frustration or showing how angry you are, that your actually gonna crack your nuts

Oh man, Josh is fucking Ella!
Oh crack my nuts! Seriously?!

by bindihasballs April 25, 2017

benga nut mouth

The term used to describe the state of somebody's mouth after they kiss a girl that got nutted into 3 times in row my benya. The only cure for BNM(benga nut mouth) is suicide.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Aidan?
Person 2: What happend?
Person 1: He got benga nut mouth
Person 2: oh shit *cocks gun* time to put that fucker out of his misery

by Benga nut mouth March 04, 2019

Im about to nut

I'm about to nut or to cum

Im about to nut

*busts a nut*

by 69Mmmfuni April 19, 2021

bobbing for nut juice

When someone sticks their hands down their pants and licks the sweaty ball juice off their fingers

She was bobbing for nut juice

by Sherbear73 November 05, 2017

brumík deez nuts

Brumík Deez nuts is really similar to normal DEEZ NUTS but its a new version that a lot of people fall in instead of saying: this is older than your mum.

Person: Hey, do you know who is Brumík
Victim: No, who is he?
Person: Brumík Deez nuts!
Victim: feels really insulted...

by WhoCaresAboutMyNick March 15, 2022

Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017

nut n bolt

fuck a girl and then leave her house within 90 seconds of nutting giving an example

dude i just did a "nut n bolt"

I told her "i parked on wrong side of the road

by french vagina June 07, 2010