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Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.
"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "
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mexican dogturd

When you drip Sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers anal cavity, which is followed by a penis.
I gave my girlfriend the Mexican dogturd last night, she'll be shitting her brains out for weeks.
by Mtd November 15, 2016
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Sweaty Mexican

by Jjjjjjjjj1111 September 23, 2019
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Mexican Doorway

The act of dropping a fart and letting someone walk into it.
Damn, i just got stuck in that Mexican doorway you left!
by Slightly-Odd June 8, 2023
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mexican

Donald Trump giving Mexican a favor:"I will build a great wall -- and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me --and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
by Daufq da Gamer May 7, 2017
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Mexican Doggy Bag

After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.
Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.
by Fecal Suave March 22, 2011
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mexican bum sniffer

Yo akneehow I bet the orphan over there is a Mexican bum sniffer
by The sexyest man alive March 1, 2021
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