slapping the bible

Masterbating

Dude I just walked in on Jeff slapping the Bible.

by Joshua MM August 25, 2018

Slap \ˈslap \

When something is excellent or amazing.

this new angle theorem we're learning in geometry SLAPS! Slap \ˈslap \

by aevryjb January 28, 2021

Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022

Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉

I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.

by ecargvas October 12, 2021

SLAP

Acronym for “Sounds Like A Plan”

A fun enthusiastic but short response to a proposed plan.

Cole: Let’s get beers after work today!

Andi: SLAP

by Urbandiclover July 23, 2021

slap the ham

something that is amazing; wonderful

Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩

by starlights7421 May 22, 2021

Duck Slapped

The act of being rejected, put down, scolded or failing at something.

You just got Duck Slapped.

by Citycat March 28, 2021