shit knife

A knife kept in the bathroom to cut up turds too large to flush.

I keep my shit knife in the bottom drawer next to the toilet in case you need it.

by johnknotabuc April 15, 2019

radio shit

When you shit yourself while listening to the radio on the way to work, school, or church.

I took a radio shit in my pants on the way to work, school, and church.

by radioshitguy October 8, 2016

Shit-Post

a post on the internet, with the goal of humor with unrelated, seemingly nonsensical off-topic themes. Often having no predictable narrative and being funny only since its confusing nature.

"Yeah, this joke doesnt make sense."
"That's because its a shit-post."

by Noctone April 6, 2023

shit dem

shocked/suprised

bro: yo look at dat girl over dere
me: shit dem she’s got bundaaaaa

by i.forgot.my.name October 1, 2020

drug shits

When you take too many drugs and it causes your bowels to overload, thus causing you to reap what you sow with incredibly disgusting and unforgiving shits.

Mary did way too much cocaine last night and now has the drug shits.

by Cloudvanity June 26, 2016

Shit Lamp

A bitch ass who argues about anything, at anytime. Most of the Shit Lamps out there, are mostly a dick sucking thot.

"Look at Josh. He's doing it again. He's such a Shit Lamp"

"Calm down David. Quit being a Shit Lamp."

by Retarded_Bull June 20, 2019

Shit Trolling

To troll, but in a lackluster manner that is much lazier and less effective than traditional trolling. Unlike traditional trolling, Shit Trolling is done when one simply wishes to get a few cheap laughs out of his/her victims, rather constructing an elaborate and/or clever ruse to reel in his/her prey. Basically, a small-scale trolling which guarantees less results for less effort.

I was tired last night, but felt like shit trolling, so I posted a blatantly biased comment on some guy's Facebook post in order to get a few hateful replies.

by Noushbag July 2, 2015