Mexican Starpucker

When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.

Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.

No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!

I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

Mexican cake Pop

The Mexican cake pop is when you insert a stick into the hole of your wang. The female then proceeds to insert your stick strucken pene into her vagina. She then takes a shit as it is placed within her. It is then taken out and molded into a ball where you now have the cake for your cake pop within your partner. She then spits on the shit cake pop and begins to eat it, meanwhile you are still proceeding to smash your partner.

My sister and I had fun doing the Mexican cake pop last week.

by Acrim December 29, 2018

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019

mexican motorbike

Exactly like an Alaskan Top hat, only inverted and reversed.

"That's when Sally broke out the lube and I knew a mexican motorbike was in store for me."

by HubristicGuru February 19, 2017

angel the mexican

Six things

Shitty beard
Simp
Short

Weird looking
Beaner
Cringe

That's angel the Mexican for you

by Notabully October 20, 2022

mexican cream pie

When you get two, presumably Mexican woman, and share the semen ejaculated by the male (you) between the two. Resulting in a sort of, taco effect.

I had a fun time last night. Me, your GF, and my GF performed a mexican cream pie.

by Mr Catacorn April 8, 2015

A mexican flamingo

Balancing a shot glass on the tip of a penis while pouring a shot and then ramming it in some dudes ass

Poor charlie recieved a mexican flamingo durring a night out with the boys....he was never the same after that

by Noasssass88 July 20, 2022