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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 23, 2025

Heavy Metal Dick

A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.

*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*

Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”

Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”

Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.

by Stan A. Veuf April 23, 2025

nu metal

literally the best thing ever

person 1: i love nu metal, its such a unique and elusive music genre!
person 2: ewwww but nu metal isnt REAL metal!!
person 1: joel get the fly swatter hes back again

by ryan400500 May 1, 2025

Gateway Metal

Much like gateway drugs, it’s the softer entry level metal you listen to before getting into harder, heavier metal. -Steven Jessup

Linkin Park was my Gateway Metal band before I started listening to Slipknot.

by JekkylJack June 7, 2025

Joke Metal

A sub-genre of metal music characterised by whimsical performances/gimmicks/lyrics designed to enhance a band's "shock value" and "approachability". Examples include babymetal, okilly dokilly, Belushi speedball and psychostik

Man, I really fancy having a good time and going to see a joke metal band

by ToneDeafJoe July 5, 2025

Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.

What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.

by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025

Clanking metal

When a man and woman have intercourse while fully decked out in genital piercings, making the sounds of metal hitting each other

I couldn't sleep all night cause my roomie was clanking metal with his hood rat gf all night.

by Wrttn_n_blood August 3, 2025