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Johning

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.
I was johning so hard it broke my broom
by Marco Pole May 26, 2025
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John

John a.k.a To Quynh Phu is a nice and friendly guy who loves bananas.

His Discord: FruityBoi#8534
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John

Formally known as that “Johnathan”. To be on that Johnathan is to be on that Westerby. To have that John is to have the best there is, nothing better.
You’re gambling, getting it in… you’re on that John.

You just picked a dime up from the bar. You’re on that John.
by Movie Magic October 8, 2025
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John Cena

John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. is an American professional wrestler, actor, and rapper. He is signed to WWE, where he appears for both the Raw and SmackDown brands.Cena was born and raised in West Newbury, Massachusetts. He moved to California in 1998, where he pursued a career as a bodybuilder before transitioning into professional wrestling in 1999 when he debuted for Ultimate Pro Wrestling (UPW). Cena soon signed with the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now WWE) in 2000, and was initially assigned to Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVW).

In WWE, Cena gained industry fame after adopting a persona of a trash-talking rapper, and won his first singles title, the United States Championship, in 2004. The next year, Cena would win the WWE Championship for the first time. Following that, Cena's character transitioned into a "Superman-like" heroic figure, and subsequently led the company as its franchise player and public face for the next decade. Cena has headlined several major WWE pay-per-view events, closing the company's flagship annual event, WrestleMania, five times. He has also won several championships in his career, being a five-time United States Champion, a four-time world tag team champion, and a WWE record sixteen-time world champion.
by Dat urban Boi June 13, 2019
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John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .
Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.
by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024
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John Lovgren

Drama queen, dark web adopted, salt mining crackhead
Yo why are you being a John Lovgren?
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Womwom elias john

he always headbutts you he is a cat who is annoying and he copies whatever you say
Womwom elias john is coming to headbutt you
by Namnam234444 May 27, 2023
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