Golden Claymore

To urinate into a Dyson Airblade hand dryer resulting in the next unfortunate person to be scatter gunned with piss upon activation.

Got so bored at the wedding that I decided to plant a golden claymore in the bathroom. The grooms father wasn’t happy.

by WRJash June 30, 2023

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Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.

She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.

by Pcw July 2, 2023

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Gold

usualy found in the nose, or in any other orifice... uh-

im digging for gold!-james

ew what the fuck?-joshua

by AvalonsPickles July 2, 2023

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Golden buffet

When everything on your plate is a beautiful shade of beige.

Aww yeah, had a great tea last night - chicken nuggets, chips, onion rings and a side of cheesy garlic bread, was a proper golden buffet .

by Racheyrocket July 2, 2023

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Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023

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