cock holster

the mouth of either a male or a female whose express purpose is to suck male genitalia

Donald Trump's mouth is a cock holster for Vladimir Putin

by Smittyy31 May 9, 2017

cock off

Repeated attempts by two or more males to prove which one is bigger or better than the other in any given way. This can be anything from terse email arguments to a refusal to get of a gym exercise bike until the person next to you has.

Hey Buster, did you see that email cock off between Russell and Ken... man Russell missed all the points completely, he really is a one incher.

by Hoo Rider August 8, 2005

cock a hoop

adj. 1. triumphantly boastful; exhaulting 2. awry 3. elated, euphoric

she was feeling so cock a hoop she danced and sang outside in the rain

by mmmmmmmmm August 30, 2006

cock fart

A painful expulsion of air from the penis, akin to flagalence. Conisidered to be the result of unprotected coitus with or oral copulation from a Wendigo. Syns: The Farts, Wendigo Madness, The Poofer, Penial Beaner.

I heard Joey caught the cock farts! I told him not to let that Wendigo go down on him.

by Willy G September 18, 2005

pinch cock

1: <Sex> To fuck in place of a cock scheduled to fuck, especially when a fuck is badly needed.
2: <Informal> To substitute for another in a time of need.
3: <Slang> A tight butthole.

Kendra was in a long distance relationship, so she needed a pinch cock for the times her man wasn't available.

by Chris November 14, 2004

Sleep cocking

when a man is in deep sleep and begins to try to hump nearest available orifice or object.

"Oh baby, it's not my fault I musta been sleep cocking again."
"it never fails, 3 am he can't sleep and tries to blame it on his sleep cocking"

by John Easton October 14, 2007

cock-sock

AKA wank-sock, see sock-for-your-co.ck to purchase custom-made, premium quality, stain resistant, easy-wash pairs lovingly hand made to your very own design specifications.

I've used the same cock-sock for years now and it's become rather crusty. I think I will buy some more from sock-for-your-co.ck, they're great etc.

by Malcolm Forbes April 23, 2005