alopecia moment

a universal moment in everyone’s life when u suspect ur hair of thinning or falling out.

I over processed my hair and it fell out. I had a box dye induced alopecia moment.

by 2 sexy chocolates July 8, 2024

Norman Moment

Worse than a blonde moment, a temporary lapse of brain cell function where all conceptions of tine and reality disappear

I made plans a month ago with my friend, and just remembered that those plans are right now, oops I had a Norman moment

by StonerwallJaxsun July 10, 2024

Pkono moment

When playing a video game such as Minecraft and you do something really stupid to get away or out of a situation and then dying in even more of a stupid fashion than you were able to escape the situation you were in previously.

Jack: I was able to evade them using an invisibility potion but then died to fall damage directly after
Jake: That sounds like you had a Pkono moment

by Pkono July 12, 2024

Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

by anonymous July 15, 2024

Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

by anonymous July 15, 2024

dumb moment

When you unintentionally do something stupid that could have been easily prevented however you instead experience slight brain processing misfunctions that result in a ridiculous, embarrassing accident.

Person A: You're supposed to turn left

Person B: I did...
Person A: Your left not my left!
Person B: Oh.. what a dumb moment

by Ieatgumforbreakfast July 20, 2024

Sisyphus Moment

1. A moment in which a struggle seems to be close to ending, but then goes all the way back to the beginning.

2. Endlessly dying to Sisyphus Prime in ULTRAKILL.

"bro, did you see that leak? they though they patched it, but it just opened up again! they've tried this multiple times already!"
"dude, that's a sisyphus moment right there.

by Klovespvz July 27, 2024