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Blue Cheese

1. Cheese That Smells Like Ass!
2. Cheese Thats Blue
1. EW That Guys Eating Blue Cheese!
2. Holy Shit That Cheese Is Blue!
by Seagulls of Satan September 28, 2008
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blue cheese surprise

when a girl lets a guy go down on her and does not inform him that she has a yeast infection with vaginal discharge
Damn bro, that smoking hot chick that I took home from the bar last night got me good with the ole blue cheese surprise. I went down on her and got a mouthful.
by nitehock August 20, 2013
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Nightclub Blue Balls

This refers to the process where a DJ is building up to 'Dropping the Bass' in their mix while performing at a nightclub, but then doesn't follow through, and leaves the entire dance floor feeling thoroughly unhappy and unsatisfied.
Guy: "Oh, here it comes! He's about to drop the ....Eeargh! No! that DJ just gave me Nightclub Blue Balls !...My night is ruined"
by Krabooji September 25, 2012
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blue haired lib

someone who doesn’t actually have blue hair i just lost an argument and that’s my only comeback also i probably haven’t gone outside or touched a woman and i’m a raging virgin who reads AO3 to simulate human contact
“that stupid blue haired liberal is trying to give ppl rights and morals
by plnetj September 3, 2021
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Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.
Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.
by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012
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Virtual Blue Ball

when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.
Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.
by i<3eg May 21, 2009
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