by Seagulls of Satan September 28, 2008
Get the Blue Cheesemug. when a girl lets a guy go down on her and does not inform him that she has a yeast infection with vaginal discharge
Damn bro, that smoking hot chick that I took home from the bar last night got me good with the ole blue cheese surprise. I went down on her and got a mouthful.
by nitehock August 20, 2013
Get the blue cheese surprisemug. This refers to the process where a DJ is building up to 'Dropping the Bass' in their mix while performing at a nightclub, but then doesn't follow through, and leaves the entire dance floor feeling thoroughly unhappy and unsatisfied.
Guy: "Oh, here it comes! He's about to drop the ....Eeargh! No! that DJ just gave me Nightclub Blue Balls !...My night is ruined"
by Krabooji September 25, 2012
Get the Nightclub Blue Ballsmug. someone who doesn’t actually have blue hair i just lost an argument and that’s my only comeback also i probably haven’t gone outside or touched a woman and i’m a raging virgin who reads AO3 to simulate human contact
by plnetj September 3, 2021
Get the blue haired libmug. by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012
Get the Touching Blue Pencilmug. Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.
by i<3eg May 21, 2009
Get the Virtual Blue Ballmug. by Dolucky April 12, 2021
Get the comes out of the bluemug.