j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

by mastashih April 3, 2009

Pushin P

The act of 2 males taking turns to ride each other's genitalia, or sudden sexual urge of a man to have intercourse with another man

"Me and Brad have been pushin P for a while when our parents arent home"

by NotNotPix January 19, 2022

Magnum P.I.

An overt moustache (usually on a woman) that resembles the moustache of Tom Selleck. Star of Magnum P.I.

Did you see Bill's date? She had a Magnum P.I.

by PeterfromOttawa April 22, 2006

nicky P

of italian decent
someone who is looked up to by all
only the coolest kid in the entire world

paribello...
pari -- to be (you seem)
bello -- good lookin (attractive)

"yo 'nicky P' is so sexy"

by p-caps August 29, 2008

D.P. any goddamn way

From the already famous "BooYah" porn scene. This is where an overly aggressive black male, accompanied my two other black males watching and jerking off in the background, places his testicles in a young and helpless white females anus. He then proceeds to have vaginal intercourse. By having his balls in the anus and penis in the vagina one is having a D.P. (Double Penetration) any goddamn way.

This is a short part of the "D.P. any goddamn way" scene

Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.

Tony Eveready: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!

Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!

(background chatter)

TE: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn way. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.

Actor #4: Mmmm.

by Mad-Town J-Lo December 12, 2008

W.P.

An acronym used on forums or the internet in general meaning "Well Played."

Person 1: *Witty Bullshit*

Person 2: "W.P., sir. W.P."

by MutantBadger October 19, 2010

S.W.A.P.

S.W.A.P. is an acronym that stands for "Shit With A Partner." This is most commonly used by students at the University of Pittsburgh. It is usually used by people that ask a friend if they need to take a shit at the same time.

"Yo, you tryin to S.W.A.P.?"
-"No, I just shit."

by E and Z October 31, 2009