Cake

To have a lot of money

I have so much cake, I don't know what to do with it.
I can buy whatever I want, because of all my cake.

by fabulousbloke December 23, 2017

Boneless cake mixer

First you put cake ingredients into a girls vagina such as milk and eggs, then you grad a cake mixer mix all that shit in her vagina until no bubbles form. Then you lay plastic rap on her vagina and grab a hair dryer and bake the cake with it. Once the cake looks done on her vagina, take a large shit in her mouth and eat the cake with her pubic hair. Bone appetite

Dude I was so horny, I gave taquanisha the Boneless cake mixer

by YaBoiVaginaMu$tarD January 25, 2021

Cunt cake

My girlfriend Heather Tressel

Heather your a beautiful cunt cake

by DitchBaby June 6, 2023

Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

Dumb cake

A dumb cake is a person who is extraordinarily dumb and quite possibly blind as the fuckin coronavirus bat. The person is considered a weakling but is delusional that he/she is a queen.

Sainyam : You're a dumb cake
Bani : I am! please don't tell anyone

by Eddy Elwin April 12, 2020

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025

Don't be a cake

Don't be an idiot,

Don't be a cake today

by The Main " July 14, 2023