urban dictionary

a dark, dark, place

i went on the urban dictionary today, I regretted my being alive.

by swagboi78 May 1, 2021

Urban Dictionary

are you fucking kidding me

You searched Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Do you think this is a fucking joke? I’ll fucking come to your house and murder you. You whore.

by 5 Lemons September 8, 2019

urban dictionary

place where people like me finds attraction from sarcastic person

me :look i have crush on this mysterious person
?: what’s his name
me: idk i just saw him on urban dictionary duh

by umheythereily January 9, 2021

Fuck Urban Dictionary

Literally fuck yourselves

Fuck Urban Dictionary because the mods here are all asshatted retards

by fuck_urban_dictionary_by_allah April 6, 2021

Urban dictionary

What you're using right now idiot! Are you high or something?

Michael: *logs in to urban dictionary*
Michael: do you know what urban dictionary is?
Me: what you're using right now dumbass!
Michael: fuck you adam!!

by Your average pedophile October 13, 2018

Urban Dictionary writer

The most internet addicted, departed from reality, 24 year old Tumblr users, usually fat person. They write semi-sarcastic incredibly safe definitions that include personal opinion

Person 1: wow that person is a little bitch they must be an Urban Dictionary writer
Urban Dictionary writer: *cries*

by anonymous November 28, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website where by and large, misogynists and other pathetically fragile man-babies can attempt to change the definitions of words to bolster their penile-egos. A particularly horrendous example is mansplaining.
Admittedly I as a secure older male have not spent the time to thoroughly examine the entire listing of words as the disgusting dreck defining mansplaining sickened and saddened me to the point that I felt compelled to add this definition.

The definitions for mansplaining show Urban Dictionary's lack of validity.

by secureman December 17, 2018