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New Normal Math

When math teachers reluctantly have to come to terms with new habits that would help them to keep their jobs in the new normal or post-pandemic, be it switching to more Zoom lessons in the aftermath of new lockdowns, monitoring students’ oft-unsatisfactory progress on Google Classroom, or communicating with ever-demanding parents on WhatsApp.
How many math educators worldwide decide to retire prematurely, as they can’t cope with the new normal math demands expected of them in the light of new waves of infection plaguing their nations?
by MathPlus April 25, 2021
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new york giants

*manning conspiracy

i find it very convinient that for the second year in a row, a manning has beaten the patriots and we all know the mannings hate the patriots and how big of endorsement whores they are. hmmm...

and i'm a cowboys fan. well, there's bias against the new york giants because of that. but that's not the point.

oh, and eli still sucks you fucking morons.
by david smith, jr. February 19, 2008
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Bloomfield, New Mexico

Bloomfield, New Mexico is just another word for "Vacuum." I like to call it, "Darwin's Sick Joke." It is the smallest town in San Juan County and hasn't grown any larger since 1973. It is also mostly filled with Navajos, and large Mexican Families so inbreeding occurs regularly almost by accident (but mostly on purpose). The town its self seems more like an ill-conceived, trash ridden suburb to Farmington, New Mexico. Mostly because most of Bloomfield's population works in Farmington. There is nothing to do but drink, shoot guns in crowded neighborhoods, and do Meth. Which is where most of New Mexico's supply of Meth is produced.

Bloomfield High is just a four-year (or two if you're desperate) holding cell before you either work in a Oil Field job, and then resort to meth to get the "overtime" hours. If you're not in the oil field, you're probably ridiculed for not working in the oil field. 75% of any graduating class has never thought of leaving town, 15% Only went to college in state or in the Four Corner States (Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah) and the small 10% actually get out from the area entirely, only to be sucked back again.

If you can avoid living, hell, even passing through Bloomfield, New Mexico, do so. Because once you stop, you're stopped for life.
Onlooker: So where are you from?

Sad Fuck: Bloomfield.

Onlooker: Broomfield, CO?

Sad Fuck: No, Bloomfield, New Mexico

On looker: Oh shit. (walks away shuttering, produces a bottle of hand sanitizer and starts washing himself viscously to get)
by Delirium-J12 January 7, 2011
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New York Minute

Don: For how long do I have to microwave this?

Lawrence: For a New York Minute.
by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005
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New York Giants

Verb.

A new way to explain to someone how badly you choked in a dire situation.
How did you miss that shot?!?" "Sorry man, I New York Giants.
by KingKongIsMyHomie December 20, 2010
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New Year's Eve

The 365th (366th in leap years) day of the year, also the last, New Year's Eve is generally considered a day to:
- party and countdown with others
- watch the celebrations at midnight
We had a HUGE party on New Year's Eve and we celebrated like mad.
by !????????????????????????????! December 7, 2011
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Rules of New Years

You must:
1: watch
2: kiss
3: ????
4: PROFIT
Kelsey: "kissing isn't a rule on New Years"
Chris: "Kissing is the 3rd rule in the Rules of New Years"
by Failbait July 11, 2010
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