Ass Be-honker

A little green goblin wearing a clown nose that lives in the ass of an Australian Virgin Woman.

You are a stupid little Ass Be-Honker.

by Wafflez Hudson August 31, 2005

Swamp Ass

The slight or severe inflamation of the inner ass cheeks due to excessive walking or running after taking a deuce. Usually a slight refuge of junk surrounds and agitates the exit region.

I had the worse case of swamp ass at Six Flags.

by Cambo El Nino November 11, 2006

Pussy-Ass

Pussy-Ass

1. A phrase to define a man who is wimpy and or because of taken actions or verbal complications.

This phrase is actually offensive to woman. Pussy ass: meaning to most, wimpy. Pussy is obviously associated to woman. (just in case you dont know a pussy is a vagina, which all woman do have.) This is saying that woman are naturally wimpy. which, is sexist against woman.

Person1: Damn that movie was scary.

Person2.: Are you kidding? You are such a Pussy-Ass.

by blahblahblahpie July 5, 2010

Ass grease

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.

There another shot of ass grease

by Jacob January 13, 2004

Ass Poacher

N. One, who in reference to the person, has been accused of poaching on another person's ass. This can involve unwanted booty slaps or even just looking at another girl's ass while in presence of a girlfriend. Ass poaching is not, however, unisexual. A woman can be an ass poacher, as well as the ass poached.

also: ass poached, ass poaching, "poached ass", ass poachery

I can't believe Wanda set me up on a blind date with such a flagrant ass poacher!!!

by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006

ass raid

An ass raid is when 10 men with small dicks, squish their junk together in order to create one normal size dick.

After joining forces, they stick their dicks into the first ass they can find.

Hey, Flannigan? Whaddaya say about the mighty ten gettin' together today?

Deckster, i'm so happy you said that! Ass raiders unite!

by nox.the.king July 21, 2006

ass juice

The bi-product after a good round of anal sex. Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency. Add mayonnaise and you have a Anal Colada!!!

When I pulled out of her Hershey highway, she let go at least 8 oz. of ass juice. Just a reflex I guess, so I added mayonnaise and made her eat it. Anal Coladas baby!

by T-Nuggets October 6, 2009