Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.

"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."

by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024

Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra happens durring sex when the hole the penis is in gets too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off the penis.

"How was your night with the new baddie?"
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."

by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024

mexican jenga

Exactly what you think it should be

Mexican Jenga really tired me out last night!

by Joe Biden's Toaster July 6, 2024

mexican pancake

the sex position where you ejaculate on someone's face, wait until it dries, and then eat it.

where tf did the name even come from?

Mike Oxlong; i made my gf into a mexican pancake
Gabe Itches: nice

by LolaBunnyLover69 July 22, 2024

Mexican Earthquake

It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.

I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!

by Bricky Ricky July 23, 2024

Mexican Store Owner

a man who owns a mexican store

I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.

by anonymous August 13, 2024

Mexican Pipecleaner

A sexual position in which Raul Moonfaced Bitch Garcia lets down her long hair and cuts a few pieces then braids them and shoves it down a man’s pee hole.

Raul the Moonfaced Bitch asks the barber to cut a few strands of her hair and braid them so she could shove give Steven a Mexican Pipecleaner.

by Father Nutbuster March 30, 2025